Catalogue

Esoteric, obscure, new, hard to find, or just plain bitchin’.

The Blare Rabbit Project

“Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the woods…”

$1.99

Comedy Horror Found-footage Spoof

This underground cult favorite (Full Title: The Adam and Kerry Show, Episode II: The Search for the Legend of the Blair Rabbit,) was all but lost due to legal problems, but reemerged when the edit masters were found in 2021. Adam and Kerry and some actress they hire venture into the woods in search of a legendary and dangerous rabbit. (Rated R for profanity, violence, bloody gore, and excess silliness.)

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Ninja Badass

“Kill bad guys. Save hot babes. Eat China buffet.”

$2.99

Unhinged Genre Action / Comedy

The Ninja VIP Super Club is doing a slow drag across the American Midwest culminating in a female sacrifice. When they kidnap a hot babe that local scumbag Rex (acclaimed filmmaker, Ryan Harrison) is crushing on, it’s up to him to become the Ninja Badass to steal her back. Then she can have his babies. “We’ve been inundated with complaints about troubling dog scenes in Ninja Badass…” – P.E.T.A.

Reflections of Evil

“A multi-dimensional trip into terror.”

$2.99

Avant-garde Horror

Damon Packard directs and stars in this visionary art cinema mind-fuck. The affable hero, haunted by a past that eludes him, trudges his way through life haunted by the denizens of an equally horrific Los Angeles street life. This revolutionary cinema event creates an unimaginable ride through darkness.

The Revenant

“The only thing worse than having your best friend die, is having him come back.”

$2.99

Award-winning Horror / Dark Comedy

After being tragically killed in battle, Bart (David Anders) inexplicably returns from the dead. With the help of his best friend, Joey (Chris Wylde) they discover that he needs human blood to survive, and now must figure out how to procure it.

Untitled Star Wars Mocumentary

“Lucasfilm; it’s gunna be awesome…”

$0.99

Avant-garde Horror

Damon Packard takes you through the never-before-seen world of Lucasfilm, George Lucas, and the Star Wars Universe; a journey into the unknown that few expect and even fewer will survive. This parody of a behind-the-scenes documentary is perhaps more truthful and resonant than the footage Packard stole in order to parody it. Starring, DAMON PACKARD. A Damon Packard film. By Damon Packard.

Fox Fur

“Special things are gunna be special.”

$2.99

Avant-garde Art Fantasy Horror

Damon Packard creates a special world with a lot of Damon Packardy things in it and beautiful people and lots of Damon Packard situations that lead to a special Damon Packard ending. Damon Packard and stuff. Packard. And like that. So…

Night of the Living Dead

“The zombie movie that created the modern zombie.”

FREE!

Classic Horror

Directed by George A. Romero

A ragtag group of Pennsylvanians barricade themselves in an old farmhouse to remain safe from a horde of flesh-eating ghouls that are ravaging the East Coast of the United States.

Dawn of the Dead

“When there’s no more room in Hell the dead will walk the Earth.”

Classic Horror

Directed by George A. Romero

Romero Zombie movie #2.

Dead Alive

“Some things won’t stay down…

even after they die.”

Classic Horror

Directed by Peter Jackson

Originally titled Braindead in Australia, Dead Alive garnered international attention and drew Jackson into the Hollywood spotlight. There’s a monkey involved and somehow it infects people and there’s a lot of blood and guts involved and a lawn-mower.

The Little Shop of Horrors

“Just when you thought it was safe to feed your plants human flesh.”

FREE!

Classic Horror / Comedy

Directed by Roger Corman

A florist’s assistant feeds his pet plant. Hijinks ensue.

The Wasp Woman (1959)

“Just when You Thought it was Safe to meet a Woman Who Wasn’t a Wasp….”

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Classic Horror / Comedy

Directed by Roger Corman

A scientist develops a youth formula taken from the jelly of queen wasps, failing to anticipate the horrible side effects!

A Bucket of Blood

“Just when You Thought it was Safe to not have buckets of blood sitting around where they could become a problem…”

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Classic Horror / Comedy

Directed by Roger Corman

A scientist develops a youth formula taken from the jelly of queen wasps, failing to anticipate the horrible side effects!

The Hitch-Hiker

“Who’ll be his next victim… YOU?”

Classic cinema

Directed by Ida Lupino

A hitchhiker robs and kills a succession of people who offer him rides. A suspect, Emmett Myers becomes a celebrity in newspaper headlines.

I, Pet Goat II

“More to come…”

Short film / political commentary

Directed by Louis Lefebvre

This, award-winning, must-see short is thick with symbolism and metaphor, and as a result, is the subject of endless online debate, from the cinematic to the theological. The title is a reference to The Pet Goat, the book President Bush read to children at Emma Booker School in Sarasota, Florida at the time of the 911 false-flag incident. Many suggest that its biblical references are prophetic in ways that cannot be explained as a mere political commentary.

Loose Change

(2005)

“Do you really believe that they hated us for our freedoms?”

documentary

Directed by Dylan Avery

Loose Change is a film released in a series of revisions between 2005 and 2009 that debunks the canonized state-sanctioned narrative of the September 11 attacks. The films were written and directed by Dylan Avery and produced by Korey Rowe, Jason Bermas, and Matthew Brown. The first version of this film is widely regarded as the first youtube blockbuster.

The Code

“Picks up where Ancient Apocalypse leaves off.”

FREE!

Esoteric Mathematics

Directed by Carl Munck

A deep exploration of ancient language in the form of numbers. And radness.

American Moon (English Version)

“Goddamnit. We didn’t go to the moon either. Happy fuckin’ pride month.”

FREE!

Esoteric History

Directed by Massimo Mazzucco

A deep inquiry into the true history of the Apollo Missions.

“It is far better to have questions without answers than answers that cannot be questioned.” – Carl Sagan

To be fair, not all of the evidence contained in this lengthy doc is spectacularly compelling, nor condemning to the official “Moon Landing” narrative. On the other hand, some of it is. Anyway, it’s a fun watch. Look–some of the moon footage just looks super-fake!

The Minds of Men

“What is the Weapon of the Mind?”

Documentary

Directed by Aaron and Melissa Dykes

The Minds of Men is a 3+ year investigation into the experimentation, art, and practice of social engineering and mind control during the Cold War – a mind-bending journey into the past that gives startling insight into the world we are living in today. A must-see for those who want to know how we got where we are today.

Amblin’

Steven Spielberg’s short film

FREE!

Classic Cinema

Directed by Steven Spielberg

A young man finds love whilst hitch-hiking to California. The name-sake of Spielberg’s famous production company, this is the student film that started the iconic director’s career. Defined by his trademark stylish camera-work, hyperbolic characters and other cinematic predilections, it’s easy to see why people responded so strongly to this film, and to Spielberg as a Hollywood visionary.

A Trip to the Moon

(1902)

“Five men, One Moon, No Excuses.”

Classic Cinema

Directed by Georges Melies

At a meeting of the Astronomy Club, its president, Professor Barbenfouillis, proposes an expedition to the Moon. After addressing some dissent, five other brave astronomers—Nostradamus, Alcofrisbas, Omega, Micromegas, and Parafaragaramus—agree to the plan. This Iconic French short film changed the course of cinema forever.

Metropolis

(1927)

“Classic Science Fiction Masterpiece.”

Classic Cinema

Directed by Georges Melies

In the future, wealthy industrialists and business magnates and their top employees reign over the city of Metropolis from colossal skyscrapers, while underground-dwelling workers toil to operate the great machines that power it. Joh Fredersen is the city’s master. His son, Freder, idles away his time at sports and in a pleasure garden, but is interrupted by the arrival of a young woman named Maria, who has brought a group of workers’ children to witness the lifestyle of their rich “brothers”.

The Great Train Robbery

(1903)

“Sensational and Startling Hold Up…”

Classic Cinema

Directed by Edwin S. Porter

With its use of early visual effects, cowboys and violence, The Great Train Robbery is often touted as the first wester, and the first narrative film–telling a story through juxtaposition of imagery; while perhaps historically inaccurate, this iconic film is nonetheless a formidable step in the canon of popular cinema.

The General

(1927)

“Racing Trains for love and honor.”

Classic Cinema

Directed by Buster Keaton

Buster Keaton stars in his most iconic film. Truly the grandfather of modern action films, this tightly paced, hilarious action/comedy rightly earned its place in cinema history and established Keaton as not only a comedic genius, but a cinematic genius as well. Our hero must steal his own train, “The General,” back from the Union Army, while rescuing, and winning the heart of, his one true love!

The Battleship Potemkin

“The classic Russian war movie.”

Classic Cinema

Directed by Sergei Eisenstein

Widely considered one of the greatest films of all time, Battleship Potemkin is a 1925 Soviet era silent propaganda film produced by Mosfilm. Directed and co-written by Sergei Eisenstein, it presents a dramatization of the mutiny that occurred in 1905 when the crew of the Russian battleship Potemkin rebelled against its officers.

Triumph of the Will

“Seminal Third Reich Propaganda Film.”

Classic Cinema

Directed by Leni Rehfenstahl

Triumph of the Will (Triumph des Willens) is a 1935 German Nazi propaganda film directed, produced, edited and co-written by Leni Riefenstahl. It chronicles the 1934 Nazi Party Congress in Nuremberg, which was attended by more than 700,000 Nazi supporters.

Nanook of the North

“Eskimos Rule.”

Classic Cinema

Directed by Robert Flaherty

Nanook of the North is a 1922 American silent documentary film directed by Robert J. Flaherty, who also served as cinematographer, editor, and producer. In the tradition of what would later be called salvage ethnography, the film follows the struggles of the Eskimo man named Nanook and his family in the Canadian Arctic.

The House of Rothschild

“The Rise of the Famous Rothschilds.”

Classic Cinema

Directed by Alfred L. Werker

The House of Rothschild is a 1934 American pre-Code, historical-fiction dramatic film directed by Alfred L. Werker and starring George Arliss, Loretta Young and Boris Karloff. It was adapted by Nunnally Johnson from the play by George Hembert Westley, and chronicles the rise of the Rothschild family of world bankers. This was 20th Century Pictures most profitable and popular film of 1934, and was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Picture.